Thursday, 12 April 2012

A NEW UNIT OF CURRENCY ?

India desperately needs some new units of its currency ( Rupee)

Here is why :

·     2G Scam  ………………………. Rs  1.76 [Lakh  Crores]

·     Fodder Scam  ……………….. Rs   1[Thousand  Crores]

·     Stamp Paper Scam  ……… Rs 3 [Ten Thousand  Crores]

·     Wakf Land Scam  …………   Rs  2    [Lakh  Crores]

·     Maharashtra Loan Scam ..Rs   6    [Lakh  Crores]

·     Coal Scam  …………………….. Rs   10  [Lakh  Crores]

·     CWG  Scam  …………………. Rs 3.5 [Ten Thousand  Crores]

·     NHRM  Scam  ……………… Rs  1[Ten Thousand  Crores]

·     Iron Ore Scam  …………….....  Rs   5   [Lakh  Crores]

Here are my suggestions for these new units of currency :

·     Rs  [One  Crore] ……………    =    One  [Forget]

·     Rs  [Ten  Crore]…………………. =   One [Kala]

·     Rs  [Hundred  Crore]……………=   One  [Lala]

·     Rs  [Thousand  Crore]…………..=  One [Raja]

·     Rs  [Ten Thousand  Crore]……...=   One  [Jaya]

·     Rs  [Lakh  Crore]…………………… =  One [Maya]

·     Rs  [Crore  Crore]………………….=.  One [Jaga]

Acceptance of my suggestion will simplify the lives of Editors / TV Anchors and make it easy to prioritize CAG / CVC / CBI reports.

There is a business opportunity to start,

·     A TV channel called …………… Scams  Now

·     A Newspaper called …………….Scams of India

With  regards

HEMEN  PAREKH